Archive for the ‘Hot in the Streets’ Category

Hot in the Streets?

October 13, 2009

Every once in a while I’m going to post the top search results that brought people to my blog. This information will decisively determine who or what is hot in the streets at this very moment. Today’s winner appears to be…

maino searchMaino? WTF? Apparently Maino is one of the major reasons why I’m getting hits these days.  Does that mean that I’m gonna stop hatin on him? Of course the hell not! Note that all of the search terms above apply to this dude. I’m really gonna need you people to get off his nuts breasts.

Is this fool smiling? That ain't gangsta! Real cats only show teeth when they're growling!

Is this fool smiling? That ain't gangsta! Real cats only show teeth when they're growling!

Okay, so he allegedly sold 1,000,000 digital copies of his new album and is now certified platinum.  So what?! He ain’t keepin it real! Real dudes don’t even make it on the charts. The realer you are, the worse your sales are. Peep this scientific chart to see what I mean:

realness chart

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