Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Erykah Badukie Booty

March 30, 2010

I already determined that Erykah Badu had a big booty when I saw her in concert last year but DAMN! Jay Electronica you are a lucky son of a bitch! This is the new video for her song “Window Seat”. I like the song but don’t really care about whatever message she’s trying to get across because I’m more intrigued by her strippin. Maybe if she wrote a profound message across her buttcheeks, and I’m sure she could fit a whole dissertation on there, I’d be more interested. It’s apparent that all of Erykah’s baby weight keeps going straight to her ass but I’ll be damned if I complain. Is it too late for a Smooth or King magazine cover??

Check out for more symbolism and unfortunately, less ass 😦

Update: Here’s the video that inspired Erykah Badu

It took me a second to figure out which one was “Kim”…

Hilary Swank Could GET IT!

March 10, 2010

Yeah, that’s right, apparently Ms. Million Dollar Baby/Boys Don’t Cry got a body on her. Word, son? Yeah, WORD! I already told you that the other Hilary could get it but it looks like she got some stiff competition from my penis Ms. Swank. Of course she still looks like Billy Bob Thornton with Gary Busey’s teeth but from the neck down she’s like BOOM BOOM POW!!

Spotted @ Hollywood Tuna

Rihanna Goes Off the Deep End

March 10, 2010

Rihanna has undoubtedly confirmed, at least in my all-knowing eyes, that she isn’t afraid to do somethin strange for a little bit of change. A few nights ago she performed her new freak anthem, “Rude Boy”, at the Echo Music Awards  and by “performed” I mean gyrated, grabbed her cooter and flirted with two giant sexual predator bots for 4 minutes until one of them “discharged” on her face.  I have never been more turned on and repulsed in my life!  Watch the video:

Let’s be real, Rihanna ain’t the most exciting performer out there so I can’t  knock her for doing what she needs to do to keep people interested.  Nahmsayin? See more pics below:

Rihanna awakens the horny alien robots by producing an enchanting melody by way of her musical vagina

Looks like someone could use an umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay ay?

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Wanda Sykes wants to bone Sade

February 23, 2010

That’s Sade’s speaking voice??

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Something about a deep female speaking voice with a British accent just doesn’t do it for me. She should stop talking and only sing. That would be totally sexy, right? You know what’s not sexy? Wanda Sykes in super lesbian crush mode . Watching this poorly written/improvised sketch made me strangely uncomfortable…

Moral of the Story: Sade can still get it

Seal & Heidi Klum Sex Tape??

December 15, 2009

Here’s an exclusive screenshot from the raunchy XXX video showing singer/songwriter Seal giving his supermodel wife a good ol’ fashioned “reach around

Rihanna Wax Statue

December 8, 2009

Oh, wait a minute…that’s really her? Word?? You sure that’s not a mannequin? Hmmm, I’m not convinced. Would I still hit? Yes. Yes indeed.

Rihanna Wins at the AMA’s (Possibly NSFW)

November 23, 2009

Well, I don’t know (or care) if she was even nominated for anything at that wack award show but she certainly beat out everybody else with her outfit:

On a scale of 1 – 10 i’ll give this costume 9 erections. The lasers coming out of the shoulder pads were a bit much but I’ll let it slide.

**prays for some type of wardrobe malfunction**

Shout out to Chris Brown for putting her back on the singles market. She was probably gonna end the relationship anyway but I guess he beat her to it. HAAAAA! Too soon? Sorry….not really.

I bet you’re thinking to yourself, “Hmmm, where have I seen that outfit before?” Do you remember the movie 5th Element?

iThug would take Rihanna over Milla Jovovich any day.

Crowdsurfing Beyonce

November 19, 2009

Take a look at this pic and you can see why for the first time ever in my life I wished I was at a Beyonce concert:

When do R&B singers go crowdsurfing?!? I hope she was wearing a chastity belt with an electric charge because if I was in that crowd she would’ve messed around and ended up pregnant. Real talk.

Somebody needs to send a memo about this to Keri Hilson, Rihanna, Ciara and other hot female R&B singers that can’t actually sing live worth a damn but are still worthy of gettin the bizniss from iThug. Since none of them are nearly as talented as Beyonce I couldn’t possibly enjoy their live performaces as is but surely I’d give it a shot if the show was a bit more “interactive”. Ya dig??


Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

October 16, 2009
Halle Berry tears up the black carpet at the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball in New York

Halle Berry tears up the black carpet at the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball in New York

Halle Berry is probably the most consistently fine and sexy woman all of time.  I’m sure she has to mix in anti-hater repellent with her perfume to deflect all the jealousy that comes her way on a daily basis.  She probably has a hater proof stroller for her daughter as well. Normally iThug has a “Zero Tolerance for Children” policy when it comes to dating but I’ll CERTAINLY make an exception for Halle.


Cheetarah Franklin

September 17, 2009

Aretha is back and sexier than ever!



But seriously, her dress looks like a big ass Magic Eye Puzzle. I stared closely at it for 2 minutes and I swear I saw the bassist from Earth Wind and Fire…


You can call me "Scrumptious"

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