Archive for September, 2009

Steve Nash is the new Billy Mays

September 21, 2009

The Vitamin Water marketing team is crazy for this one…


Everyone Can’t Be Ninjas

September 17, 2009

This guy had to learn the hard way…

Cheetarah Franklin

September 17, 2009

Aretha is back and sexier than ever!



But seriously, her dress looks like a big ass Magic Eye Puzzle. I stared closely at it for 2 minutes and I swear I saw the bassist from Earth Wind and Fire…


You can call me "Scrumptious"

Spotted @ Dlisted

Even Obama Isn’t Safe from Kanye

September 15, 2009

The Tom Foolery Excellence in Coonery Award

September 15, 2009

The Tom Foolery Excellence in Coonery Award  will be presented to the most embarrassing negro of the year.

Here are the nominees so far:

Kanye West

Only a Master of Advanced Elite Coonery could pull off Kanye’s antics.  You protest an award for which you weren’t even nominated? Wow. You’re on the red carpet with a bottle of Henny??  :dead:


Kanye’s Barber

I’m gonna need you barbers in Chicago to stop cutting labyrinths and Rorshach inkblot patterns into Kanye’s head.


Lil Mama

(Also nominated for the “Sit Yo Ass Down!” Lifetime Achievement Award)

Coonin’ is obviously contagious as she had the audacity to get on the stage at the VMA awards, uninvited, and ruin Droopy and Alicia Keys performance.
Why won’t she go away??


Serena Williams

The face says it all…


The Best Rapper Alive Is…Droopy?

September 11, 2009

Going forward I will only refer to Jay Z as Droopy. It may not rank high among his list of aliases but at least it’s better than Joe the Camel, right?


I’m really gonna need magazine editors to start coming up with some new ideas when they put Jay Z on the cover. This guy is too grown for these mugshot photos! This cover would be cool if it was on The Source Magazine back in 1997.  What does a damn near 40-year-old multi-millionaire with the hottest chick in the game have to mean mug about? NOTHING! You mad cuz the interior of your Maybach doesn’t exactly match the cockpit of your private jet? Yeah, that pisses me off too.

I guess I have to add this cover to the “Not A Good Look” category.

Kanye and Common will keep him company:



Mulatto Vampire Lesbians: Hot or Not?

September 2, 2009

Amber Rose a.k.a Kanye’s Chick could certainly get it but she kinda threw me off with this look:


Wtf?! For the first time in my life I’m more terrified than I am aroused. Actually, I take that back. She could bite my neck and call me Sookie and I wouldn’t be mad about it.