The Vitamin Water marketing team is crazy for this one…
Archive for September, 2009
This guy had to learn the hard way…
The Tom Foolery Excellence in Coonery Award will be presented to the most embarrassing negro of the year.
Here are the nominees so far:
Only a Master of Advanced Elite Coonery could pull off Kanye’s antics. You protest an award for which you weren’t even nominated? Wow. You’re on the red carpet with a bottle of Henny?? :dead:
I’m gonna need you barbers in Chicago to stop cutting labyrinths and Rorshach inkblot patterns into Kanye’s head.
(Also nominated for the “Sit Yo Ass Down!” Lifetime Achievement Award)
Coonin’ is obviously contagious as she had the audacity to get on the stage at the VMA awards, uninvited, and ruin Droopy and Alicia Keys performance.
Why won’t she go away??
The face says it all…
Going forward I will only refer to Jay Z as Droopy. It may not rank high among his list of aliases but at least it’s better than Joe the Camel, right?
I’m really gonna need magazine editors to start coming up with some new ideas when they put Jay Z on the cover. This guy is too grown for these mugshot photos! This cover would be cool if it was on The Source Magazine back in 1997. What does a damn near 40-year-old multi-millionaire with the hottest chick in the game have to mean mug about? NOTHING! You mad cuz the interior of your Maybach doesn’t exactly match the cockpit of your private jet? Yeah, that pisses me off too.
I guess I have to add this cover to the “Not A Good Look” category.
Kanye and Common will keep him company:
Amber Rose a.k.a Kanye’s Chick could certainly get it but she kinda threw me off with this look:
Wtf?! For the first time in my life I’m more terrified than I am aroused. Actually, I take that back. She could bite my neck and call me Sookie and I wouldn’t be mad about it.