Archive for May, 2009

Clip of the Day

May 28, 2009

This dog needs his own workout video ASAP!

Maybe he can be this dog’s personal trainer to get him to stay away from those tempting cupcakes:

Those crazy eyes are hypnotic aren’t they?

Hip Hop Grocery Ads??

May 28, 2009

So Cam’ron recently released a video for his new coontemporary classic, “Cookies and Apple Juice” (NSFW). Who cares, right?

Well I looked at an ad for a grocery store a few minutes ago and saw this:

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Cookies AND apple juice for $2.99?? Brilliant! Is this a delicious combination that I’ve been unaware of all of my life? I thought milk and cookies was the de facto pairing? I’m from the streets homie. I had to make due with rain water and lead paint chips to survive. True story. I’m about to make a song called “Honey Bunches of Oats” (the uncensored version is “Money Bitches and Coke”) and holla at POST Cereal for some cross-promotion paper. HUSTLIN!

Stankface: “Here’s Johnny!” Edition

May 27, 2009

If Looks Could KILL

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Starring…

Jack Nicholson

and two miscellaneous crackhead looking dudes

This might be the scariest mean mug I’ve ever seen. A big dude in prison with a long, jagged scar across his one-eyed face and shark teeth couldn’t even put this much fear in the heart of men. I bet the fool asking for that autograph simultaneously evacuated his bowels and bladder immediately after he saw that look. And then I bet Jack Nicholson said, “Now THAT’S what I call a sticky situation!” That’s basically how every story ends in my head.

Anatomically Correct Slow Jam

May 22, 2009

This is hotter and realer than any R&B joint out right now! Bump this in the whip IMMEDIATELY!

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Suckaz 4 Love

May 21, 2009

What’s up with all these cats with these ridiculous tattoos of their chicks’ names and faces?!? That’s not gangsta!!

First there was Nick Cannon with the huge “Mariah” tattoo on his back…

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What part of the game is this?! I didn’t think Nick Cannon could lose any more cool points but then I realized that we’re talking about Nick Cannon. YOU A SUCKA! Mariah Carrey ain’t even that hot any more son! Lenny Kravitz obviously wasn’t impressed…

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worser (I’ve actually heard that come out of someone’s mouth) I came across this pic of Jermaine Dupri’s new tattoo of Janet…

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Wtf?! Is there an animated movie out there that I don’t know about starring Janet Jackson as Mary Magadelene? And why is Jermaine covering his nipple? Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I want to see his hobbit man tits but when does a guy ever pose like that? I bet he’s wearing Ms. Jackson’s nipple ring from the Superbowl incident.

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I wonder if Stedman Graham still has that Oprah tattoo on his leg…

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Source: the.LIFE Files

Clip of the Day

May 20, 2009

Epic Treadmill Fall (VIDEO!!) + Keyboard Cat = Masterpiece

Bonus Fail:

Good News?

May 18, 2009

Are you in a happy mood? Are you pissed off about it? Try reading a newspaper to quickly turn that lame smile upside down! Every morning I read the Chicago Tribune to remind myself that so many people in this world are pieces of shit and my life is constantly in peril. Weeeeee!

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Feeling awful now? Good! Mission accomplished!

Mugshot of the Week

May 18, 2009

So I’m starting this new thing where I’ll occasionally post and comment on some crazy mugshot that I come across on the internets. I’ll list the charge and a brief description but I won’t use their real names because I don’t want any of these fools Googling themselves from jail and coming after me after they make parole…

This week’s featured criminal:

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Don't act like I ain't that prettiest lookin muthaf*cka you ever seen in yo life!


Luscious “Silky” Archibald

Charge: Animal cruelty

Silky was charged after police found his dog stabbed to death in a bathtub on April 20, 2009.

Officers went to the home at about 4 a.m. after being called for a well-being check. They later found the body of the dog, a female pit bull, in the tub with multiple stab wounds, police said.

Officers found two bloody knives on a table, police said.


YIKES! This is what nightmares are made of folks. He looks like Rick James mixed with Tim Curry a.k.a IT

When he threatened to “kill a bitch” he was obviously serious. I can’t even hate tho…you gotta respect a dude that’s bald AND has a perm.

The Price of Coonery

May 18, 2009

Feeling down? This picture will certainly lift your spirits:

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iThug is Still on Twitter

May 15, 2009

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Why am I still using Twitter? That’s a damn good question! I STILL think it’s wack as hell. Maybe it’s because I don’t have any followers? That being said, perhaps you should add me to your list of “followees”!

I give out prizes on a daily basis! And by prizes I mean ignorant observations, miscellaneous quotes and other hilarious gibberish. That’s pretty much the point right? If I’m gonna follow somebody they better have something profound or entertaining to say. Nobody cares that you “Went to the store to buy some detergent”, nor do I wanna see crap like “Stomach ache; ate too many biscuits and white sausage gravy…mud butt imminent.” F*** that!