Archive for December, 2008

Lil Wayne Got Caught Slippin’

December 31, 2008

So if you haven’t heard Lil Wayne busted his ass while performing in Chi-Town a few nights ago and I couldn’t be more pleased.  It’s amazing what you can do with a water gun that squirts canola oil…
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White people sure love…

December 30, 2008

BEING ATTACKED BY WILD ANIMALS! WOOOOO!!

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Nothing gets white people’s blood pumping like a good ol’ fashioned mauling! This guy in Barrow, Alaska BEAR-LY escaped instant disembowelment after being chased around his truck by a man-eating polar bear. It took a good swipe at him like a feisty chola with a razor blade in her mouth, but he managed to jump in someone else’s truck seconds before being chopped up like he was in a life size Magic Bullet (As Seen On TV!).  This story just proves that the Chicago Bears aren’t the only ones that can’t make a decent tackle…

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Great Moments in Black History

December 26, 2008

CLASSIC!!!

(I can’t wait until this comes back in style!)

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A Gift From iThug

December 26, 2008

So I finally hopped back in the studio and recorded a new track. I know that I left the streets dry for a while but you best believe that I’m about to flood the block again. Get ya rainboots and ya ponchos out homie!

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Merry Holidays!

December 25, 2008

Nothing says Merry Christmas like an unfortunate face plant!

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Final Destination 4…in 3-D??!?

December 24, 2008

I’m sure all of you have seen at least one of the Final Destination movies by now, right? If not, I’ll quickly explain the premise to you since the plot is the same in all of the films.  Basically some fool is out doing something with a bunch of other fools (e.g. flying on a plane, driving on the highway, or playing “Whoops! Wrong Hole!” in a dark room at a frat house) and suddenly has a premonition about some horrific disaster that results in the brutal deaths of all the fools involved.
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Thundercats the Movie?!

December 24, 2008

HELL NO!

Obviously A LOT of time was put into the making of this fake trailer but I’m pretty sure that Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackmann and Vin Diesel will NEVER be in the same film together.

Nevertheless if they were to make a full fake movie like this I’d probably watch it…

You might wanna come a little harder than that

December 19, 2008
In this photo released by the official Xinhua news agency, members of Chinas armed police demonstrate a rapid deployment during an anti-terrorist drill held in Jinan, east China, on Wednesday July 2, 2008, roughly one month ahead of the Beijing Olympic Games. (AP Photo/Xinhua/Fan Changguo) #

In this photo released by the official Xinhua news agency, members of China's armed police demonstrate a rapid deployment during an anti-terrorist drill.

Is there any way that they can look less intimidating? You’re gonna roll up on iThug on a Segway with little sissy boy guns?? Some of the guys in the back got heavier artillery but if I saw them zipping by on those Segways I’d die laughing before they even got a chance to shoot.

This reminds me of back in the day when I first started thuggin and I would roll up on some chump on my Razor Scooter and pop em with my BB gun. THOSE were the days!

Irony

December 16, 2008

Irony: incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs; #50 on the list of stuff that white people like.

Anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico

MEXICO CITY — An American renowned as an anti-kidnap expert has himself been abducted in northern Mexico after several days of seminars in which he was teaching police and citizens how to deal with kidnappings.

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In other news Congress has agreed to reenact all of the pre-Civil Rights Era segregation legislation and announced that all of the sorely missed laws will become effective on MLK’s birthday.

Time to go to Washington DC and protest in front of the US Capitol (in the designated areas of course):

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Michael Jackson is Dead

December 15, 2008

Yeah I said it. The musical legend is no longer with us. Instead we are left with the skeletal remains of the offspring of Disney’s Aladdin and the McDonalds HamBurglar, formerly known as “The King of Pop.”

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I know that we’ve been giving him a pass for years because he made Thriller but that sh*t is about to expire with a quickness.

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