Archive for November, 2009

Wack Album Covers

November 23, 2009

WTF is this?? I can’t take it any more. Chef BoyCellski? Really?? You’re the hood Iron Chef, huh? What’s his culinary specialty I wonder?. {Looks at bottom of picture} Oh, of course! He cooks crack! Brilliant!
I’m guessing that the tracklist on this album looks something like this:

  1. Crackvioli (Intro)
  2. Spaghetti N’ 8balls
  3. Let’s Squash the Beef…aroni
  4. Pour Some Lasagna 4 My N*ggas
  5. Pastafarians
  6. Boss of Da Sauce
  7. How to Cook Crack on a Panini Grill
  8. Suck it Up Like a ShamWow

Don’t act like you don’t want to buy this!

Rihanna Wins at the AMA’s (Possibly NSFW)

November 23, 2009

Well, I don’t know (or care) if she was even nominated for anything at that wack award show but she certainly beat out everybody else with her outfit:

On a scale of 1 – 10 i’ll give this costume 9 erections. The lasers coming out of the shoulder pads were a bit much but I’ll let it slide.

**prays for some type of wardrobe malfunction**

Shout out to Chris Brown for putting her back on the singles market. She was probably gonna end the relationship anyway but I guess he beat her to it. HAAAAA! Too soon? Sorry….not really.

I bet you’re thinking to yourself, “Hmmm, where have I seen that outfit before?” Do you remember the movie 5th Element?

iThug would take Rihanna over Milla Jovovich any day.

Crowdsurfing Beyonce

November 19, 2009

Take a look at this pic and you can see why for the first time ever in my life I wished I was at a Beyonce concert:

When do R&B singers go crowdsurfing?!? I hope she was wearing a chastity belt with an electric charge because if I was in that crowd she would’ve messed around and ended up pregnant. Real talk.

Somebody needs to send a memo about this to Keri Hilson, Rihanna, Ciara and other hot female R&B singers that can’t actually sing live worth a damn but are still worthy of gettin the bizniss from iThug. Since none of them are nearly as talented as Beyonce I couldn’t possibly enjoy their live performaces as is but surely I’d give it a shot if the show was a bit more “interactive”. Ya dig??


Pandorilla Fur

November 19, 2009

Apparently a panda and a gorilla had wild monkey-bear sex during a one night stand in Italy to produce the bastard offspring that was shaved to make Naomi Campbell’s ridiculous Dolce & Gabbana fur coat.

Once upon a time this supermodel used to be a spokesperson for PETA. Back in 1994 she posed nekkid in one of their anti-fur campaigns, but as you can see from this picture, her memory is nearly as short as her temper. I guess hypocrisy is the new black, eh?

Spotted @ Daily Mail

Most Racist Advertisement Ever??

November 3, 2009

WOW! The only way this could’ve been better is if the crows ran into a bunch of monkeys and ‘coons sharing a big bucket of chicken with a side of watermelon next to a bottle of hot sauce with President Obama on the label.


Spotted @ Cracked

Varsity Failball

November 3, 2009