Wanna know how to make a new cocktail called Hot Mess a.k.a SMH?
Add the following ingredients in a sippy cup:
-1 part Ginuwine’s hairstyle from the 90s
-1 part Al B. Sure’s unibrow
-1 part robotic japenese sex doll (special Queens, NY edition)
Close the lid and shake vigorously and…BAM! You get a MTV Sweet 16 party for
one of the members of B5 P.Diddy’s son.
You know what this little fool got for his birthday? A $360,000 Maybach. You know what iThug got for his birthday? A bottle of Seagram’s champagne and the “middle bread” from a Big Mac! Yeah I know Seagram’s doesn’t make champagne! But when you mix together rubbing alcohol and 7-Up you can call it whatever the hell you want!
I wish I could get inside the back of that little bastard’s Maybach just to do this: