Archive for January, 2010

Ethnic Barbie and Ken

January 26, 2010

Wanna know how to make a new cocktail called Hot Mess a.k.a SMH?

Add the following ingredients in a sippy cup:
-1 part Ginuwine’s hairstyle from the 90s
-1 part Al B. Sure’s unibrow
-1 part robotic japenese sex doll (special Queens, NY edition)

Close the lid and shake vigorously and…BAM! You get a MTV Sweet 16 party for one of the members of B5 P.Diddy’s son.

You know what this little fool got for his birthday? A $360,000 Maybach. You know what iThug got for his birthday? A bottle of Seagram’s champagne and the “middle bread” from a Big Mac! Yeah I know Seagram’s doesn’t make champagne! But when you mix together rubbing alcohol and 7-Up you can call it whatever the hell you want!

I wish I could get inside the back of that little bastard’s Maybach just to do this:


Parkour Illustrated

January 4, 2010

I can’t even lie, this is mad clever.

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If you don’t know what Parkour is about, see below…

I’m glad I didn’t see these videos when I was a stupid kid because I’d probably be paraplegic right now.