Posts Tagged ‘stankface’

Stankface: “Here’s Johnny!” Edition

May 27, 2009

If Looks Could KILL



Jack Nicholson

and two miscellaneous crackhead looking dudes

This might be the scariest mean mug I’ve ever seen. A big dude in prison with a long, jagged scar across his one-eyed face and shark teeth couldn’t even put this much fear in the heart of men. I bet the fool asking for that autograph simultaneously evacuated his bowels and bladder immediately after he saw that look. And then I bet Jack Nicholson said, “Now THAT’S what I call a sticky situation!” That’s basically how every story ends in my head.


May 15, 2009

A “Stankface” is an unmistakable, uncontrollable facial expression that inevitably appears on your mug whenever you see, hear, touch, taste, smell or think of something that evokes utter contempt and/or disgust.

For example, take a look at this photo of Lenny Kravitz and Mariah Carrey at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of their new movie, Precious:

What's on your mind Lenny? lol

What's on your mind Lenny? lol