Posts Tagged ‘rihanna’

Rihanna Wax Statue

December 8, 2009

Oh, wait a minute…that’s really her? Word?? You sure that’s not a mannequin? Hmmm, I’m not convinced. Would I still hit? Yes. Yes indeed.


Rihanna Wins at the AMA’s (Possibly NSFW)

November 23, 2009

Well, I don’t know (or care) if she was even nominated for anything at that wack award show but she certainly beat out everybody else with her outfit:

On a scale of 1 – 10 i’ll give this costume 9 erections. The lasers coming out of the shoulder pads were a bit much but I’ll let it slide.

**prays for some type of wardrobe malfunction**

Shout out to Chris Brown for putting her back on the singles market. She was probably gonna end the relationship anyway but I guess he beat her to it. HAAAAA! Too soon? Sorry….not really.

I bet you’re thinking to yourself, “Hmmm, where have I seen that outfit before?” Do you remember the movie 5th Element?

iThug would take Rihanna over Milla Jovovich any day.

Crowdsurfing Beyonce

November 19, 2009

Take a look at this pic and you can see why for the first time ever in my life I wished I was at a Beyonce concert:

When do R&B singers go crowdsurfing?!? I hope she was wearing a chastity belt with an electric charge because if I was in that crowd she would’ve messed around and ended up pregnant. Real talk.

Somebody needs to send a memo about this to Keri Hilson, Rihanna, Ciara and other hot female R&B singers that can’t actually sing live worth a damn but are still worthy of gettin the bizniss from iThug. Since none of them are nearly as talented as Beyonce I couldn’t possibly enjoy their live performaces as is but surely I’d give it a shot if the show was a bit more “interactive”. Ya dig??


Chris Brown and Rihanna: The Movie

July 28, 2009


In no way, shape or form do I condone domestic violence but this is just hilarious to me. One minute she’s spinning around merrily and the next thing you know she’s getting Ike Turnered. And look at how the guy just tries to resume dancing like nothing happened. Wow!  I’m sure there’s a video to go along with this so when I find it I’ll post it. Of course YouTube is blocked at my job, along with happiness and free will.

I knew something looked familiar!

April 7, 2009

I got a light skinned friend…


…looks like Michael Jackson


(Kanye’s lyrics are always so appropriate aren’t they?)

Rihanna’s feelin the old MJ curl I see



March 6, 2009

So I was gonna make a post about Chris Brown’s dumb ass jet skiing in paradise the other day but of course that didn’t happen.


If only he fell off and sank to the bottom. Chris Drown has a better ring to it...

I even had a funny picture with a catchy title for the post like “Chris Brown Strikes Again!”

The hits just keep coming!

The hits just keep coming!

But my laziness prevailed and I took a nap.

However I just found out about a new development in this ridiculous saga! Assclown Brown was just charged with 2 felonies–one for assault and one for making criminal threats against Rihanna. Here’s a copy of the actual affidavit (props to that was filed by the LAPD:


Chris Brown is DONE! (Real Rihanna Pic)

February 20, 2009

Well there’s no need to speculate on the extent of Rihanna’s injuries any more…


If this is Photoshopped the person responsible must be The Devil and/or the Head Graphic Artist at Pixar Studios. Besides, that roman numeral tattoo looks legitimate to me!

Now it’s apparent that we still don’t know the whole story but that excuse is starting to wear quite thin. Anybody that comes to Chris Clown’s defense at this point, and there are a lot of them, shouldn’t be too surprised when they get chopped in the throat without warning. Defending him, and thus rejecting Rihanna’s possible innocence, without knowing the whole story is just as bad as automatically accusing him of wrongdoing on the same grounds.  I understand that you wanna give him the benefit of the doubt but, unless she inflicted this damage to herself on some Thin Line Between Love and Hate type ish or was possessed and required an exorcism, it’s not looking too good for ya boy…

Career Suicide: Chris Brown Edition

February 9, 2009
This picture is irrelevant yet hilariously appropriate

This picture is irrelevant yet hilariously appropriate

So by now you’ve certainly heard that 19 year old R&B singer Chris Brown was arrested on battery charges stemming from a physical altercation between him and his girlfriend, Rihanna (pronounced Ree-ann-ah…seriously).

If this is indeed true and felony charges are actually filed by the district attorney Chris Brown’s soaring career will crash harder than a crackhead locked in solitary confinement. Meanwhile, Ike Turner is giving Chris a big thumbs up from somewhere beyond the grave…