Posts Tagged ‘rick james’

Mugshot of the Day

October 12, 2009

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Name: M. Barrassing

Charge: Armed robbery with a firearm and attempted armed robbery with a firearm

I can’t believe this guy has the audacity to try to commit crimes with beads in his hair.  Why? Well, he certainly can’t sneak up on anyone. It probably sounds like you’re being ambushed by a pair of maracas. Then again they might come in handy when he’s running from the cops. If they fall out of his hair (see old Venus Williams tennis matches) the cops might slip on them, but he’ll still get caught eventually when they follow the trail of beads back to his hideout.

When will young black men realize that beads are not for them?! It’s nearly 2010 and this is still happening?? With all the homophobia in hip hop you would think that it wouldn’t be cool for thugs to want to bedazzle their hair but apparently this practice slipped through the cracks. Are some cats wearing scrunchies too? Is that what’s hot in the streets now?

These are the only two guys in history that can wear beads and get away with it:

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Unless you’re the baddest muthaf*ckin, best-lookin sanger of all time (R.I.P) or an eccentric eye-liner wearing Caribbean pirate you need to stick to braids with black rubber bands or nothing at all. Yeah, I know Stevie Wonder had beads too but he obviously didn’t know any better. I’m just sayin…

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Mugshot of the Week

May 18, 2009

So I’m starting this new thing where I’ll occasionally post and comment on some crazy mugshot that I come across on the internets. I’ll list the charge and a brief description but I won’t use their real names because I don’t want any of these fools Googling themselves from jail and coming after me after they make parole…

This week’s featured criminal:

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Don't act like I ain't that prettiest lookin muthaf*cka you ever seen in yo life!


Luscious “Silky” Archibald

Charge: Animal cruelty

Silky was charged after police found his dog stabbed to death in a bathtub on April 20, 2009.

Officers went to the home at about 4 a.m. after being called for a well-being check. They later found the body of the dog, a female pit bull, in the tub with multiple stab wounds, police said.

Officers found two bloody knives on a table, police said.


YIKES! This is what nightmares are made of folks. He looks like Rick James mixed with Tim Curry a.k.a IT

When he threatened to “kill a bitch” he was obviously serious. I can’t even hate tho…you gotta respect a dude that’s bald AND has a perm.

Slap Happy

May 4, 2009

I know this is fake but it makes me laugh every time I watch it.

Enjoy!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

“What did the five fingers say to the face?”

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