Posts Tagged ‘nick cannon’

My Favorite Things: Mariah Carey’s Funbags

February 15, 2010

On the reals I’m an ass man to the core, but I will NEVER forsake the greatness that is…Boobies. Take Mariah Carey, for example. She has no ass, she’s drunk, kinda crazy and she got a little plump after getting married (not to say that there’s anything wrong with that), but those breastsess are always immaculate aren’t they? Peep this picture of her performing at the Chicago Theater last weekend:

I don’t know why but it seems like Mariah’s boobs are out more often than the lights in project stairways (Marcy, Cabrini Green, Magnolia…pick one). Of course iThug isn’t one to complain.

Random: I just thought of a great pornstar name — Mariah Careolas! Clever, huh?!

With that in mind I’d like to send out some venom-laced HATE to that sucka ass punk, Nick Cannon. I bet he’s motorboating those sweater cows as we speak. Grrrrr!

Photos Spotted @ Chicago Tribune

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Suckaz 4 Love

May 21, 2009

What’s up with all these cats with these ridiculous tattoos of their chicks’ names and faces?!? That’s not gangsta!!

First there was Nick Cannon with the huge “Mariah” tattoo on his back…

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What part of the game is this?! I didn’t think Nick Cannon could lose any more cool points but then I realized that we’re talking about Nick Cannon. YOU A SUCKA! Mariah Carrey ain’t even that hot any more son! Lenny Kravitz obviously wasn’t impressed…

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worser (I’ve actually heard that come out of someone’s mouth) I came across this pic of Jermaine Dupri’s new tattoo of Janet…

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Wtf?! Is there an animated movie out there that I don’t know about starring Janet Jackson as Mary Magadelene? And why is Jermaine covering his nipple? Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I want to see his hobbit man tits but when does a guy ever pose like that? I bet he’s wearing Ms. Jackson’s nipple ring from the Superbowl incident.

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I wonder if Stedman Graham still has that Oprah tattoo on his leg…

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Source: the.LIFE Files