Breaking News?

I like how all of my friends were sending me texts when Michael Jackson died as if I didn’t already know. Don’t you know who I am? I’m iTHUG baby! I keep my finger on the pulse of the internets. You think it matters that I was supposed to be working when the news broke? Do you think I work?! WTF is WORK, homie?? I’M A BOSS!! I just happened to go to Yahoo to confirm what I already knew and at first I couldn’t find anything. Then I scrolled down a bit and finally saw the headline. Click the thumbnail below to see what I mean:

So the newest unneccessary Nintendo Wii accessory was more newsworthy than the death of one of the greatest artists of all time? They couldn’t even post the story as a headline at the top of the page? Vending machines that dispense comfortable shoes for $8 was a bigger attention grabber?  Good call, Yahoo! And that’s why Google is the “2 Girls” to Yahoo’s “1 Cup”.

R.I.P Mike

~MOMENT OF SILENCE~

The Jacksons Unmasked!

So I recently came across this picture of Michael Jackson and his “biological” children, Prince Michael and Paris. I’m surprised to see that none of them are wearing those silly Mardi Gras/Zorro masks.  They ALMOST look normal. Shocking isn’t it?

Wow, they really look just like their daddy. His skin disease must’ve completely altered his DNA.

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.They remind me of the characters on a cartoon called The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Tell me this isn’t a spitting image:

I knew something looked familiar!

I got a light skinned friend…

…looks like Michael Jackson

(Kanye’s lyrics are always so appropriate aren’t they?)

Rihanna’s feelin the old MJ curl I see

Michael Jackson is Dead

Yeah I said it. The musical legend is no longer with us. Instead we are left with the skeletal remains of the offspring of Disney’s Aladdin and the McDonalds HamBurglar, formerly known as “The King of Pop.”

I know that we’ve been giving him a pass for years because he made Thriller but that sh*t is about to expire with a quickness.