Posts Tagged ‘breasts’

You Da, You Da Breast (I Ever Had)

July 6, 2009
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I know I’m kinda late on this one but Drake’s video for “Best I Ever Had” is somehow the best and worst video that i’ve seen in quite a while.  Kanye West is the director. Controversy ensues…

Why it’s the WORST:

  1. It’s painfully obvious that this song primarily appeals to Drake’s female fans. How could it possibly be a good idea to turn them off as much as possible by making a video where slow-motion breast jiggling gets more camera time than the artist?
  2. Kanye is the director. I don’t have a problem with the guy but it’s clear that he has a tendency to get carried away with most things. Case and point–this video.
  3. All those busty girls with no trampolines to jump on in slow motion? FAIL!!!

Why it’s the BEST:

  1. As a man I can’t really complain about gratuitous ass/breasts footage. This is the best thing that I’ve seen since BET Uncut was taken off the air a few years ago.
  2. Kanye is the director. I don’t have a problem with the guy because it’s clear that he’s a pervert and I can relate to that.
  3. Boobies.

A Flash for a Flash

May 7, 2009


Disneyland has decided to stop hiring workers to watch for girls flashing their breasts on rides such as Space Mountain, Splash Mountain and Tower of Terror. Say what?! Every once in a while some adventurous/drunk woman will try to flash her sweater puppies right at the moment when they take those “Gotcha! Photos“, as John McCain would call them. You know what I’m talking about, right? They have the camera set up somewhere in the middle of the ride that’ll take a picture of you when you least expect it so you can look extra stupid or hilariously frightened:


I’m just mad, and by that I mean jealous, that people were actually getting paid SOLELY to look for exposed breasts! If I got paid for looking at fun bags I would’ve been a millionaire a decade ago!

After doing this for 10 years Disneyland made the decision to reassign the “Flash Inspectors” (I hope that’s the actual job title) to other jobs because “actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare.” I guess it would be kinda boring if you rarely saw anything. I wonder if Tinkerbell is an exhibitionist? Word on the street is that she did a porno that never got released called Sphincterbell: Anal Princess.True story. I read it in a textbook.


Final Destination 4…in 3-D??!?

December 24, 2008

I’m sure all of you have seen at least one of the Final Destination movies by now, right? If not, I’ll quickly explain the premise to you since the plot is the same in all of the films.  Basically some fool is out doing something with a bunch of other fools (e.g. flying on a plane, driving on the highway, or playing “Whoops! Wrong Hole!” in a dark room at a frat house) and suddenly has a premonition about some horrific disaster that results in the brutal deaths of all the fools involved.