Posts Tagged ‘barbie’

Mugshot of the Week

June 1, 2009


Name: El Pollo Loco

Charge: Cat Murderer (so gangsta!)

If Mattel comes out with a “Burn Victim Barbie Doll” I have a feeling that it will look eerily similar to this guy. There’s nothing more frightening than a man with four Rapunzel-like locs flowing from his scalp and mascara running down his face like a pornstar on the cover of Throat Gaggers 2. That better be a result of “insanely laughing so hard my eyes are watering” tears and not “I want my mommy uh oh I just shat on myself” tears.