See this Bald Eagle sneaking up on this black bird? Does it remind you of anything? No? Well you need to wake up! This is the origin of slavery my friends. The black bird represents the Africans that were chillin on their continent until the American Bald Eagle a.k.a Whitey McIndianKiller, creeped up, snatched everybody and threw em in the bottom of a boat.
I’m sure that this little bird is stuck somewhere, cleaning a nest and feeding spoiled baby eagles, with his foot cut off, after his failed attempts for freedom. Give us free!
Here are my poorly thought out captions for the last photo:
Caption 1: “You forgot your boarding pass!” (a la Mike Lowry in Bad Boys)
Caption 2: “America, F*CK YEAH!”
Caption 3: The Fox network has a new show called “America’s Got Talons” (awful, I know)