Posts Tagged ‘ak-47’

Trick Betta Have My Money!

April 21, 2009

A man in Oak Creek, WI allegedly shot his mother in the leg 3 times with an AK-47 because she refused to give him $2. Go ahead and digest that.


Take your time.

Shall we continue?

Okay, let’s start from the beginning. This guy asked his mom for $2 to pay for the cover charge at a bar and she refused to give it to him. BIG MISTAKE. Angered by his own mother’s niggardly ways he cut her hand with a knife and stabbed his brother’s girlfriend in the leg when she attempted to call 911. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more gangsta he went and grabbed his AK-47 out of the basement and proceeded to shoot his mother…THRICE!

I could see one bullet, but three?! That’s overkill son. I hit my mom with a taser once because she didn’t offer to sprinkle any Parmesan on my spaghetti. That was MAD disrespectful!

Moral of the story? Spaghetti is delicious. Real talk.