My Favorite Things: Mariah Carey’s Funbags

On the reals I’m an ass man to the core, but I will NEVER forsake the greatness that is…Boobies. Take Mariah Carey, for example. She has no ass, she’s drunk, kinda crazy and she got a little plump after getting married (not to say that there’s anything wrong with that), but those breastsess are always immaculate aren’t they? Peep this picture of her performing at the Chicago Theater last weekend:

I don’t know why but it seems like Mariah’s boobs are out more often than the lights in project stairways (Marcy, Cabrini Green, Magnolia…pick one). Of course iThug isn’t one to complain.

Random: I just thought of a great pornstar name — Mariah Careolas! Clever, huh?!

With that in mind I’d like to send out some venom-laced HATE to that sucka ass punk, Nick Cannon. I bet he’s motorboating those sweater cows as we speak. Grrrrr!

Photos Spotted @ Chicago Tribune


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One Response to “My Favorite Things: Mariah Carey’s Funbags”

  1. Clipart Says:

    dude this is a funny post. 2 thumbs up.

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