When Animals Attack: Yo Ass is Grass Edition

A gamekeeper at a national park in Uganda was walking around talking reckless one day when one of the inhabitants finally decided put him in check…

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FACT: Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa. They kill more people than crocodiles, lions and blood diamond mining.

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FACT: The hippo is the 3rd largest land mammal in the world. Kirstie Alley’s butt cheeks are #1 and #2, respectively.

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FACT: Hippos can run up to 30mph.  Unless you’re Usain Bolt with a jetpack you might want to sit this race out. The guy in the picture somehow managed to escape. The hippo probably didn’t want the karma of his death on its soul.

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