Shanking the Band

Sarah Stokes Mug Shot

Sara Stokes a.k.a the non-mannish chick from the first season of Diddy’s “Making the Band” was arrested for domestic violence charges and assault with a deadly weapon after stabbing her husband last week. From the mugshot above you would think that she got her ass whooped but according to police reports  she fell down after arguing with her husband and busted her grill {womp womp}.  He probably made some hilarious comment like “Damn, yo career ain’t the only thing that fell off” and she got mad and stabbed him in the arm with a knife, prison style.

Perhaps when she fell down the silicone from her newly-acquired Dolly Parton sized breast implants leaked out and traveled straight to her brain?

Here’s a picture of Sara Stokes, her  watermelon boobs (which I would still motorboat by the way) and her victim husband:


The best part about this whole story has to be the statement issued by her lawyer, Eric Kayira:

“Sara and Tony have a very passionate and loving relationship that on August 2, while having an evening of fun, she slipped and fell, hitting her head heavily on the ground and somehow in the process of helping her Tony got injured.”

WTF?! “Somehow in the process of helping her Tony got injured”??? How does that happen? She was holding a knife when she fell? Was she trying to use the knife to gain her footing? Something doesn’t sound right to me. This reminds me of the time when I was brushing my teeth and sneezed and accidentally shot the mailman who I just happened to be angry at because he kept crumpling up the mail in my mailbox. You go to hell USPS!!!!



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