Stankface: “Here’s Johnny!” Edition

If Looks Could KILL



Jack Nicholson

and two miscellaneous crackhead looking dudes

This might be the scariest mean mug I’ve ever seen. A big dude in prison with a long, jagged scar across his one-eyed face and shark teeth couldn’t even put this much fear in the heart of men. I bet the fool asking for that autograph simultaneously evacuated his bowels and bladder immediately after he saw that look. And then I bet Jack Nicholson said, “Now THAT’S what I call a sticky situation!” That’s basically how every story ends in my head.

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