Pissed Off at 30,000 Feet

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28-year-old Jerome Kenneth Kingzio was arrested and sentenced to three weeks in jail after pleading guilty to urinating on a 66-year-old woman DURING a flight from LA to Honolulu (InContinental Airlines?).  Kingzio allegedly had a few drinks in him when he decided to stand up, unzip his pants and handle his business. What can I say? If you gotta go you gotta go! The restroom is all the way in the back of the plane and there’s a good chance that it’s already occupied! Like my uncle always says, “Why use a toilet when you have a perfectly dry senior citizen sitting next to you?”

Apparently the victim, who was on her way to Hawaii to go SCUBA diving (too bad she wasn’t wearing her suit), was watching an in-flight movie when the incident took place. I wonder what she was watching? Little Piss Sunshine? Marley & Pee? There Will Be Suds? Hellboy II: The Golden Shower? Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Piss? Okay, I’m done…

R. Kelly – Pee On You

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One Response to “Pissed Off at 30,000 Feet”

  1. Piper13 Says:

    Lol. Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Piss? ewww

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