Archive for April 18th, 2009

Pissed Off at 30,000 Feet

April 18, 2009


28-year-old Jerome Kenneth Kingzio was arrested and sentenced to three weeks in jail after pleading guilty to urinating on a 66-year-old woman DURING a flight from LA to Honolulu (InContinental Airlines?).  Kingzio allegedly had a few drinks in him when he decided to stand up, unzip his pants and handle his business. What can I say? If you gotta go you gotta go! The restroom is all the way in the back of the plane and there’s a good chance that it’s already occupied! Like my uncle always says, “Why use a toilet when you have a perfectly dry senior citizen sitting next to you?”

Apparently the victim, who was on her way to Hawaii to go SCUBA diving (too bad she wasn’t wearing her suit), was watching an in-flight movie when the incident took place. I wonder what she was watching? Little Piss Sunshine? Marley & Pee? There Will Be Suds? Hellboy II: The Golden Shower? Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Piss? Okay, I’m done…

R. Kelly – Pee On You

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Wack Album Covers: 94′ Underground Hip Hop Edition

April 18, 2009


Remember the good ol’ days when you could look cool sitting on an oxygen tank with a 40 oz and a lead pipe with your name on it? No? Oh, that’s right, those days never existed! I tell you what though, those rap aliases back in the day were the best weren’t they? A name like Grand Daddy I.U.  would certainly put fear inside the hearts of men and tingliness inside the panties of women. Of course it’s not cool to have “Daddy” in your name in this day and age but back then it made you a BOSS. Puff Daddy, Trick Daddy and Daddy Yankee are the last of a dying breed…I hope.

I like the blue tint on the cover that makes it look like a VHS tape box that faded after you left it in the sun for too long because you let it sit in the back window of your car forever. I’m also amused by the text that looks like it was created with Microsoft WordArt. No flyer is complete without some WordArt son!