The White House Has A New Puppy!!!



So the Obamas finally picked a dog and it’s a Puerto Rican Water Treader or whatever the hell it’s called. Hooray! I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. I didn’t know how much longer I could go on without knowing which type of dog they were going to pick.  Of course there’s controversy surrounding the dog because President Obama can’t wipe his ass without a complaint these days (“Why you gotta use quilted toilet paper? Oh, because you’re a Socialist!”)  Some people are angry because the dog didn’t come from a shelter. However it didn’t come from a nasty puppy mill or a pet store either sooo have a sip of STFU or lay on a train track for a while. Other people are mad because the breed might become too popular now. SERIOUSLY?!?



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