Hooray for Stem Cells

Like most heterosexual males I’m a big fan of boobs/breasts/fun bags/sweater puppies,  but when it comes to implants I usually have to draw the line. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind them so much when they’re subtle and not so hard that you’ll break your nose if you try to motorboat em, but some women get carried away…

There’s just something about those hard, round, immovable orbs sitting on a woman’s chest with all of that extra space in between them as if one em filed a restraining order against the other that’s just not sexy to me (see above pic.)  Fortunately surgeons in Britain are allowing women to take advantage of a new procedure that involves extracting stems cells and fat from their thighs or butt cheeks and injecting it into their breasts to spur natural growth. Brilliant! The operation will only allow an increase of up to one cup size at a time but that’s nothing to complain about.

They need to start doing this in the US immediately! More and more women are getting implants every year and I’m not looking forward to having my trips at the beach ruined by hordes of chicks running around looking like this:




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2 Responses to “Hooray for Stem Cells”

  1. Piper13 Says:

    http://www.makemeheal.com? wtf?

  2. matt Says:

    This blog’s great!! Thanks :).

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