Big Mac Snack WRAP?


Apparently McDonald’s is testing certain Canadian and U.S. markets to see how people feel about an all beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun flour tortilla?

Hmmm, sounds like a confused burrito to me. I heard that it was raised and sexually abused by its two transgendered parents, Hamburglar and Grimace. Damn shame what they did to that boy…


I’ve never been a fan of the Big Mac with its extra slice of bread in the middle and the Thousand Island… I mean, “Special Sauce” that causes it to slide apart in the box before you even open the damn thing.  Just give me the standard faux meat Quarter Pounder and some fries and I’m good to go!

Speaking of suspicious meat, does anyone find it a bit disconcerting that you can tear a McDonald’s burger apart as easily as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? What kinda sissified beef are we eating?? Whatever, i’ll still get one later today. They’re delicious!



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