8 Mile High Club

This cat is Top 5 Dead or Alive!

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This is Flight 3-7-2 on SWA,
The flight attendants on board servin you today,
Theresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I’m here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first,
There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,
But if you want another kinda drink, then just holler,
Alcoholic beverages’ll be four dollars,
If a Monster energy drink is your plan,
That’ll be three dollars and you get the whole can,
We won’t take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic,
If you have a coupon then that’s fantastic,
We know you’re ready to get to new places,
Open up the vents, put away your suitcases,
Carry on items go under the seat,
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet,
If you have a seat on a row with a exit,
We’re gonna talk to ya, so you might as well expect it,
Ya gotta help evacuate, in case we need you,
If you don’t wanna, then we’re gonna re-seat you,
Before we leave, our advice is,
Put away your electronic devices,
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up,
Press the button to make the seatback raise up,
Sit back, relax, have a good time,
It’s almost time to go, so I’m done with the rhyme,
Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored,
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard



One Response to “8 Mile High Club”

  1. Piper13 Says:

    LOL. Hotness!

    The expression of black dude that was seated was priceless. He had wtf? written all over his face.

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