The Office


There are currently two microwaves in the kitchen at my job that are shared by everyone in the office. There’s a big white one that everyone loves and a little black one that barely works and is shunned by all. Blatant racism aside, you would think two microwaves would be sufficient right? WRONG! The white microwave has been broken down and/or replaced at least 6 times in 2 years and the black one broke once but nobody really cares about a crippled veteran. People just walk up to it and say “Maybe you should stop complaining about ‘Whitey’ and get a job and stop using my tax money to buy gizzards and ‘drank’ with your food stamps!” Sorry, I channeled Rush Limbaugh for a second…

How do grown ass adults break several microwaves? Kitchen appliances in college dorms last longer than this! Are there metal shavings in those nasty little Healthy Choice dinners or are they accidentally setting the Tupperware containers on the counter while placing the aluminum foil wrapped silverware in the microwave??

If there was a surveillance camera that could show how the microwaves are being destroyed every 4 months I bet the footage would look like this:


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One Response to “The Office”

  1. Reason #34 Why I Hate My Job « iThugLife Says:

    […] popcorn in the microwave and damn near set the kitchen on fire! Why is so hard NOT to break a damn microwave in this place?! Do you know how bad burnt popcorn smells? It smells like a sweaty foot and a musty […]

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