Exclusive: Brett Favre Retiring…Again!

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I have received confirmation from my closest and most trustworthy sources (ESPN and the Associated Press) indicating that Brett Favre is throwing in the towel yet AGAIN, but this time without the press conference and man tears.

I'm gon' quit you for real this time! Stop makin it so hard!

I'm gon' quit you for real this time! Stop makin it so hard!

Expect Favre to become an ESPN analyst or boring commentator within the next few months. Or perhaps he’ll record a country album with Auto Tune called “Biscuits N’ White Gravy”? T-Pain will inevitably be featured on his first single, “Whisky Makes Me Frisky”.

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