Bill Gates is Buggin Out!


Bill Gates was speaking about malaria at a technology conference in Long Beach, CA when he decided to REALLY get his point across by unleashing a swarm of real live mosquitoes into a crowd of money burning CEOs, politicians and celebrities.

Referring to the mosquitoes he said:

Here, I’ll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.

If he REALLY wanted to keep it real he should’ve unleashed a swarm of roaches, bullets and crackheads as well. And to put the icing on the cake he should’ve said:

Oh, one more thing. You know that iced tea that you’ve been drinking since my presentation started? Yeah, that’s actually unfiltered water imported directly from a river in Jakarta, Indonesia. Drink up, bitches!”



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