Words can’t describe…


Source:  Dlisted

There’s just SO MUCH wrong with this picture that I don’t even know where to begin. But I’ll give it a shot anyway…

  1. Dude looks like the villain from a Steven Segal movie
  2. Does Sears Portraits offer the “50 Cent Album Cover” theme now?
  3. Perhaps this is the cover for next month’s issue of “Stretch-Marksmen” magazine?
  4. Her stomach looks like an albino watermelon.
  5. Why is his hand nearly as gross as her stomach?
  6. It looks like her stretch marks are migrating to the upper hemisphere of her planet-like belly.
  7. Can we expect a similar picture from Bristol Palin and her baby’s father sometime soon?
  8. Does she realize that she’s being held for ransom?

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One Response to “Words can’t describe…”

  1. Ashley Says:

    “Dear Mother: I’ve met a man and he’s made me so happy.”

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