Not A Good Look: Political Edition

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As everyone knows by now the Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich (really rolls off the tongue with ease doesn’t it?), and his Chief of Staff were arrested this morning in a probe conducted by the FBI. Basically the fool was trying to put Obama’s vacant senate seat up for sale, possibly using the money to buy more crack because he’s obviously a heavy user. Of course there are some additional wire fraud and bribery charges but what else is new? The sad thing is that everybody in Illinois is wondering why it took so long for the Feds to finally get the dummy. This dude is more corrupt than the fake mp3s uploaded by record companies on Limewire.

And just when you think this whole fiasco can’t get any better they release transcripts of some of his conversations:

Rod Blagojevich said that the consultants (Advisor B and another consultant are believed to be on the call at that time) are telling him that he has to “suck it up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherf***er [the President-elect] his senator. F*** him. For nothing? F*** him.” Rod Blagojevich states that he will put “[Senate Candidate 4]” in the Senate “before I just give F***ing [Senate Candidate 1] a F***ing Senate seat and I don’t get anything.” (Senate Candidate 4 is a Deputy Governor of the State of Illinois).

If you think he’s an OG, you should listen to his wife:

During the call, Rod Blagojevich’s wife can be heard in the background telling Rod Blagojevich to tell Deputy Governor A “to hold up that f***ing Cubs s***. . . f*** them.”

You just can’t make this muthaf***kin s**t up! Can we please give them a f***** reality show? I’m sure Fox will pick it up in a second.

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