8-Year Old Steals Teacher’s Car and Crashes It

I'm raging!!!

I'm raging!!!

Stories like these remind me that Goonies thugs never die. They keep coming back and wreaking havoc in an infinite cycle of Gangstadom. This kid was kicked out of class by the teacher, probably after drawing this masterpiece.

So he steals her keys like a young ninja apprentice, heads out to the parking lot and takes her car for a joy ride. Unfortunately he crashed into another car shortly after making his getaway, but there’s probably a good reason for that. I bet he was arguing with his baby moms via text messages and took his eyes off the road for a minute. Not to mention he was probably under the influence because the cops found a dozen empty Capri Sun containers in the backseat. What can I say? It happens to the best of us.

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